In the beginning....

Someone told me that I should start a blog....

Write about things that your son says she said......now either she think that my son is brilliant or she is trying to stop me talking to her about things my son says - I suspect the latter.  

So blame her, this was her idea.

To son:  What does adopted mean?

Son:  It's when children's owners take them to an orphange at night and leave them on the doorstep.  Then they knock on the door and run away